Village boy meets pretty girl in city college. Since we live in dramatic times, this can no longer go unnoticed. He decides to marry her. She runs away as fast as possible. He, however, has recently read a similar sounding book that tells him that this is all part of the game. Emboldened, he doesn’t give up. She doesn’t give up either. A chase that takes them across the world ensues ... Replete with archetypal villainesses, cheesy sidekicks, manic cross-country chases, and plenty of opportunities for item numbers, join our anti-hero as he arm-twists the all-powerful, and defies laws and logic in an attempt to end the book by sleeping with the girl. What happens finally... will blind stalker love prevail? Will the name dropping of some of the biggest people in the world not impact sales? Only time will tell.
